2/10 糟糕
Irene J.
2025 年 7 月 30 日
The Great Florentine Furnace ExperienceCultural immersion, pasta, and slow dehydration—this apartment delivers. Location? Perfect. Everything is a short walk away: food, drinks, shopping, history. What it lacks in comfort, it makes up for in proximity.The air conditioner broke the day we arrived. Coincidence? Perhaps. Floor fans outnumbered towels, so if you thrive on white noise and warm gusts, welcome home.Customer service handed us a phone number and a hearty “good luck.” Beds? A poetic mix of minimal linens and cobblestone texture. But who needs blankets in a 400-degree sauna?Sleep was theoretical. With windows flung open for the occasional breeze and symphony of scooters, we squeezed in a nightly hour of sweaty delirium. The shower delivered hot water and tragic pressure, as if Florence itself mourned our suffering.And the stairs—100 of them, Everest-esque. No elevator. Just pure quadriceps glory.Ten out of ten if you’re prepping for gladiator school. Otherwise, pack ice packs and low expectations.
Irene J.
2025 年 7 月入住 5 晚