Hmmmmm ... where to start ? ... working through the features on their wotif listing:
The hotel is not in the location where it is shown on the listing map.
There was no free shuttle to the canton fair.
There was no bar, and clearly never has been.
There were no blackout drapes in my room, probably cause there was no window.
The "rainflow" shower head was a cheapo shower, chin high, wedged into a 12 inch gap next to the toilet.
There was no LCD tv, but at least i didn't have to watch the big old TV as it didn't work anyway.
There was a nice, well used, ashtray in my "non-smoking room".
There was no free bottled water.
and ...
The bathroom tiles were held in place by the black mould grout cultivated over the centuries.
The bathroom shelf was broken.
The walls were dirty and covered in black marks.
The bed was a mattress on a board.
There were no drawers, wardrobes or storage of any description.
There were heaps of mosquitos.