Hammock Time Too ~ is a solid gold ❤️ Romantic Escape ❤️ for a Captain & First Mate. Accommodates 2 adult Pirates ~ Comfortably ~ Romantically.
Weekly - Monthly DISCOUNTS Rrrrr best ever, & private ELEVATOR available on request.
PETS ONLY ALLOWED for stays of 7 days or longer. We're very particular so please message prior to booking about bringing your pet.
Remote and secluded, yore ‘get away’ is on de Carrabelle River & Gulf of Mexico. Feel marooned yet close to charming Carrabelle Beach.
Pirates’ Landing is upscale & shipshape, where nearby entertainment & outstanding recreation abounds.
Overlook a Key West style courtyard featuring sun warmed swimin hole & hot tub. Hammock Time Too offers 2 BICYCLES & a two~person KAYAK with gear. Courteous SMOKING allowed on screen porch.
Public boat launch is located directly adjacent to property.
Covered parking for one small/med 'vessel' directly under unit. Additional parking on property for vehicles, boat & trailer.
‘Hammock Time Too’ boasts a private ELEVATOR for use by Pirates staying 7+ days or on request during shorter visits.
YORE DIGS:
King bed & Massage table in Capt'n Quarter's, air mattress for the living room on main deck.
Townhome has three decks.
*1st - Screen Porch with dining table, patio sofa, hammock & swinging hammock chair.
*2nd - Living room with kitchen, full bath, TV/Stereo/DVD/VHS/Chromecast.
*3rd - Master Quarters, king bed, portable massage table, full bath, TV/Chromecast/DVD player, separate sitting area.
Yore upscale galley has everything you need! Granite countertops, stainless appliances, oven, stove, dishwasher, ice maker, coffee maker, microwave, toaster oven, blender, sinkerator. If ye come prepared to cook yore own grub, it's full stocked. Pots, pans, crock pot, cooking utensils, dishes, silverware, oil, seasonings etc.
Gas Weber BBQ on 1st deck overlooks swimmin hole, tub & courtyard.
YORE LOOT:
2 bicycles & 1 two person kayak, + gear @ no additional Shillings.
Private entrance
WiFi & Google Chromecast. NO CABLE (Capt. cut de cable)
Of yore old style VHS movies, & DVD's
Bath/bedroom essentials: towels, linens, blankets, soap, shampoo and of course 'strikin' paper.
Playing cards, games, books, & of course a Twister Mat!
PLEASE NOTE:
No Bones bout it! Hammock Time Too is decorated in an "adult" theme & may not be suitable for some young Buccaneers
Must climb stairs from ground to 1st, 2nd, & 3rd decks.
ELEVATOR available on request. Elevator from ground to 1st & 2nd, ye must climb or crawl to Captains Master Quarters on 3rd deck.
If during your stay damage occurs, items are missing, or 'ship' is left abnormally dirty, we will repair damage, replace missing items, and/or perform a deep clean at Guest’s expense. Scurvy Pirates refusing to pay will be flogged & forced to ‘Walk the Plank’. No Parley discussions! Savvy?!
Note: expenses may be larger than initial booty deposit.
LOCAL SWAG
Explore nearby, see & feel what the "Forgotten Coast" is all about. Quaint Carrabelle offers nearly deserted roads & beaches, home spun restaurants, limited shopping & 'Bama Breeze' style pubs.
NEARBY ATTRACTIONS:
Timber Island’s free public boat ramp is directly adjacent property.
*Gordon Johnston World War II Museum
*Crooked River Lighthouse
*Tate's Hell State Forest & Apalachicola Nat. Forest~with hiking trails, scenic rivers, bird watching, OHV trails & wildlife management areas
*St. James Bay award winning golf course
*Apalachicola National Estuarine Research Reserve - Nature center with aquariums, educational exhibits, boardwalk trails 20 minute drive, next to the St George Island bridge.
*20-minute drive to St. George Island, & you'll be exploring even more exquisite white sandy beaches, another time-honored lighthouse & one of Florida's most unique State Parks.
*Across East Bay bridge is the historic town of Apalachicola, teaming with outstanding food, shopping & eclectic entertainment.
WELCOME ABOARD, MATEY!
