4/10
The management company “Life In Paradise” manages this property, more accurately they collect your money and don’t deliver the goods.
Let me set the stage for you, you arrive to what seems like a decent place to stay close to the beach.
In reality here are the issues you’re going to deal with.
1. Wi-Fi that doesn’t work at all and The Mayan Princess confirmed this.
2. The patio door requires an angry orangutan to open it.
3. Coffee maker that leaks radioactive waste.
4. Ice maker doesn’t work at all, in Texas of all places.
5. The floor in the kitchen will break all of your toes just because.
6. No washing detergent for the clothes washer.
7. Gate code to the pool isn’t given out, you have to ask for it, like it’s a national secret.
8. Kitchen table is a plastic Costco table that wants to fold in half constantly.
9. Multiple light bulb colors just because.
Just go someplace else.
Scott E.
2023 年 7 月入住 3 晚