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🚫 No Smoking or Substance Use
Smoking, vaping, or using any illegal substances inside the Tiny Home is strictly prohibited.
Violating this rule will result in immediate eviction and a $350 smoke remediation fee — no exceptions, no refunds.
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🐾 Pet Policy – Yes, We’re Pet-Loving (With Boundaries)
We’re happy to welcome your four-legged companions, but we have a few important rules to ensure a clean, safe space for all:
• 2-pet maximum per stay
• $100 pet fee per pet, invoiced separately
• Please share your pet’s size and breed at booking
• Pets must be leashed outdoors at all times
• Guests are fully responsible for any pet-related damage
We love animals, but we also love clean furniture and harmony between two-legged and four-legged guests.
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🛏️ 3-Night Minimum Stay
We have a 3-night minimum stay to ensure every guest has time to settle in, relax, and enjoy the tiny living experience.
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🚘 Parking
Only 1 vehicle is allowed per reservation. Please plan accordingly.
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🔇 Quiet Hours – Let’s Keep It Peaceful
Out of respect for other guests on the property, we ask that you observe quiet hours from 10:00 PM to 7:00 AM.
Let’s keep it peaceful under the stars.
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🛑 Refund & Cancellation Policy
We do not provide refunds for unused nights if you choose to shorten your stay after check-in.
Please book thoughtfully—we like happy stays, not refund regrets.
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⚠️ Neighborhood & Safety Notes – Full Transparency
This tiny home is located in a working-class, urban neighborhood just minutes from downtown. Some homes are renovated, others are still in progress. It’s real, authentic, and close to everything.
Here’s what to expect:
• BBQs and music are common in the evenings
• Fireworks may occur during holidays
• Stray dogs have been seen—please avoid walking pets off-property
• Our homes are on wheels and require climbing a few steps—please watch your step
• Guests stay at their own risk regarding slips, trips, or falls
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📋 Tiny Home Features
This tiny home is equipped with everything you need—just miniaturized.
It features:
• A kitchen you can actually prepare meals in
• A beautifully tiled shower with quality shampoo, conditioner, and towels
• A cozy area to lounge, read, or binge your favorite show
• A space-efficient layout designed for comfort and function
It’s small, but mighty—and thoughtfully designed to help you recharge and unwind.
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✅ House Details
Pest Control:
We regularly fumigate, but due to our natural surroundings and small space, you may occasionally see a bug—alive or not. It’s rare, but possible. We’re transparent about it so you’re not caught off guard.
Air Conditioning:
To conserve energy, we leave the wall-mounted A/C off until check-in. It might feel warm when you arrive, but it cools down fast once turned on.
RV-Style Toilet:
Our tiny homes use RV-style toilets, which are different from standard plumbing. They function well, but occasional mild odors may occur—especially in humid weather. It’s all part of the tiny home charm (with less mobility, more comfort).
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💬 Questions?
We’re just a message away. Whether it’s your first time in a tiny home or your tenth, we’re here to make your stay smooth and enjoyable. Thanks for considering us—we look forward to hosting you!
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