So wholst billed as a luxury b and b, our stay proved it to be anything but. No coffee machine, no safe. No indoor seating. Just a bed, a fridge and a wardrobe. Shower in which the water would not stay in the trap, and a toilet seat which was not connected on one side.
We arrived to noone at the reception at all, and had to wait 15 minutes for a gentleman to arrive and let us in.
Cleaning was more miss than hit,no cleaner for 3 days, our towels and bedding were changed once during our 6 night stay, and this only when i asked if the room was going to be serviced. Floors were filthy from the day we arrived, and remained the same for the duration.
The breakfast? Yeah, less said the better. At 0930 each morning, we did get to pick the time, they arrived with 2 croissants and 2 coffees - no conversation re allergens or intolerances or, even, preferences.
Thankfully the air con worked, so i guess thats the one bonus?