Barndo Escape • Pool • River • Firepit • Game Zone

Welcome to the San Bernard River House – Your Ultimate Houston Area Getaway!

Escape to the San Bernard River House in Brazoria, TX, just an hour from Downtown Houston, and enjoy the perfect staycation. Whether you're relaxing by the heated pool, playing mini-golf, fishing along the river, or enjoying a breathtaking river sunset, this home offers it all. Inside, dive into fun with the full-size pool table, board games, and six flat-screen TVs. With a fully stocked kitchen, cozy bedrooms, and a private riverfront backyard, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, take advantage of our concierge services for the ultimate convenience and relaxation!

HOME HIGHLIGHTS
Stunning San Bernard River Views – Watch wildlife and river sunsets right from your backyard.
Heated Pool – Available on request ($50/day, 24+ hour notice, 80°F temperature), perfect for year-round swimming.
Mini-Golf – Fun for all ages with clubs and balls provided.
Fishing – Brackish water fishing off the property’s bulkhead.
Spacious Dining & Living Areas – Comfortable seating for 15+ guests with multiple TVs and a fireplace.
Game Room – Full-size pool table and arcade games.
Fully Equipped Kitchen – High-end appliances, pots, pans, and a Keurig coffee maker.
Pet-Friendly – Bring your furry friends for an additional fee.
EV Charging Available – Request ahead for $50 per day.
BACKYARD PARADISE
Heated Pool – Enjoy depths from 3.5 to 6 feet with optional heating.
Outdoor Furniture & Awnings – Relax in style with seating and tables for dining or lounging.
Mini-Golf Area – Perfect for some friendly competition.
Fishing Access – Fish off the bulkhead on the San Bernard River.
INDOOR AMENITIES
Spacious Bedrooms – King and Queen beds, flat-screen TVs, and private bathrooms.
Modern Bathrooms – Stone pebble showers and natural stone sinks.
Living Area – Comfortable sectional sofas, perfect for lounging with Roku TVs.
CONCIERGE SERVICES
Elevate your stay with exclusive concierge services! From booking local experiences to arranging in-home meals or massages, we handle the details for you.

LOCAL ATTRACTIONS
Explore nearby parks, historic sites, and museums, including:

San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge
Levi Jordan Plantation State Historical Site
West Brazos Golf Center
Sea Center Texas
And more!
HOUSE RULES
Maximum Occupancy: 15 overnight guests, 25 daytime guests.
Quiet Hours: 10 pm - 8 am. Noise should be kept to a minimum.
Smoking: No smoking inside the house.
Pets: 1 dog allowed (additional fee, must be crated when you’re away).
No trucks, trailers, or RVs plugged in without prior approval.
Parking: No parking on the grass.
Book your stay at San Bernard River House today and experience the ultimate relaxation and fun getaway in Brazoria, TX!

- Common area A/C will have a minimum setpoint of 75F. Common area heat will have a maximum setpoint of 75F.
- We kindly ask that the bedroom A/C stays above 70F and the bedroom heat stays below 80F. However, you are able to make changes as needed.