Sleek & Quirky 2-Bedroom Retreat – Derby City Centre
Meet Archie, our dapper dog statue who stands guard over this stylish two-bedroom apartment in the heart of Derby. With his watchful eye and wagging spirit, Archie ensures your stay is cozy, memorable, and full of charm. Perfect for couples, solo adventurers, or small families, this modern retreat features 2 double bedrooms both with ensuit bathrooms, and all the comforts of home. Let Archie welcome you to Derby with a wag and a smile!
✨ What’s the Vibe?
✔️ Two spacious en-suite bedrooms—privacy with a capital P
✔️ Sofa bed on standby for extra guests (just holler!)
✔️ Fully kitted-out kitchen + a chill living zone with an abstract feature wall that’s pure eye candy
✔️ High-speed WiFi & Smart TV—stream, surf, repeat
✔️ Parking sorted: 24-hour secure spot 2 minutes away (under £4/day) or pay-as-you-go street vibes
✔️ Derby perks: 10 minutes to Derby Royal Hospital, 5 minutes to the University of Derby
Whether you’re here to work, visit, or soak up Derby’s charm, Archie’s got you covered with a stay that’s equal parts sleek and offbeat. Book now, kick back, and let this 2-bedroom gem feel like home!
Greetings, humans, from your host with the most—Archie, the one-and-only! I’ve got a nose for fun and a tail-waggin’ good time planned for you in my 2-bedroom pad.
No need to track me down—I cleverly stashed the keys in a secure keybox just outside the property, locked with a special code which my pet Human will share with you before you arrive.
Just one tiny rule: that locked cupboard by the entrance & the treassure chest? Off-limits! It’s where I hide my top-secret stash of invisible biscuits and my collection of socks I totally didn’t steal. Sniff around the rest of the place instead—you’ll love it!"
