Just say no to another generic bare-bones short-term rental.
Welcome to Coastal Virginia's WISEACRE ESTATE! Tranquility & whimsy in 4,000sf Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired home-share on Lake Whitehurst. Privacy on 3 acres w/2 patios; 2 guest bedrooms w/en-suite bath; gourmet kitchen; all-season porch w/hot tub; dog-friendly; work hub; off-street parking; 15 minutes from VB Oceanfront, 5 minutes from Chesapeake Bay. Families, friends, couples, solos, groups. Chill Superhost. Weary of whacko cleaning fees? OURS IS $0!
> PLEASE (PLEASE) DO NOT INQUIRE ABOUT HOSTING EVENTS... VRBO guests only. Allow me to politely repeat: NO EVENTS.
> Guests are privy to 2 private bedrooms with queen beds. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional overnight options are available in the Great Room.
> Full use of kitchen. Plenty of coffee & tea.
> HOT TUB within all-season porch (robes provided), 2 outdoor terraces w/seating.
> Keyless self-entry, WiFi, limitless off-street parking. Amazon Alexa throughout the house... let the music play!
> PET POLICY: Wiseacre is pet-friendly for HOUSE-TRAINED, SOCIALIZED dogs. Please discuss in advance. Fee is $48 (max of 2 dogs). Sorry, no cats, lions or bears. While we love dogs, if yours suffers from separation anxiety, please do not bring to the home. You are responsible for the behavior of your pet; charges evaluated in the event of damage. If you plan to leave your dog here while you are out, they must be crated.
> Your host, Chuck—a 50-something gay gentleman—is on-premises during your stay. Consider this your private getaway... with a butler. Please note: This is a VRBO homeshare.
> LOCATION: 5 minutes from Chesapeake Bay; Virginia Beach oceanfront is a quick 15-minute drive. Richmond 90 minutes door to door; Busch Gardens, Williamsburg, Yorktown & Jamestown 1 hour away.
*** PLEASE NOTE: NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before arrival.