Sorry about this, but the "small-print" needs to come first"

PLEASE NOTE: Provisions for cooking are limited; Keurig, hot water pot, microwave and small BBQ - that's all. Occupants are limited to two total. Undeclared additional guests are charged at $100 per person per night including children of any age - charged through VRBO as an "extra bed" and due immediately. There is one security camera focused on the interior portion of the outside entrance door in order to ensure security integrity of the apartment. Use of the general property is limited to the Porthole's dedicated outside patio and does not include the rest of the grounds. The Park in front of our house offers a convenient place to smoke if needed. (Smoking is not allowed in the apartment or the attached patio area.)

PLEASE BE ADVISED - This is a basement apartment. The main floor has hardwood floors and is occupied. Main floor occupants endeavor to be quiet when the Porthole is in use.... However, you will, unavoidably, hear footsteps and limited sound from the unit above. (If this is a potential problem for you, do not reserve Through The Porthole)

NOW TO THE BEST PART
This the best three room "motel suite" in the county, minus the motel - we checked. You will love the privacy of this suite with it's own outside covered patio, perfect for storing your bicycles. It's a great hideaway for a good nights sleep in our King sized bed. Explore the wonders of Port Angeles and the Olympic National Park. The apartment is a short walk to downtown, the Olympic Discovery Trail, two markets, a Starbucks, the Coho Ferry and the Field Performing Arts Center. Your hosts, Amy and Brent, live on the main floor and are eager to make sure your stay is the very best. PLEASE NOTE We have a 3yo Border/Poodle (Winnie) who's tasked with the security of the estate. You may occasionally be aware of her presence. We hope you can come and see.