I'd been meaning to try this hotel for years. Now I've done it. It's ok, that's all.
WiFi is excellent. The breakfasts are ok, but lack variety. An evening glass of wine is cheaper in the bar of the four star hotel across the road. And I will be happy to return to Los Globos when I hear that bathrooms have been fully updated. I tried two, and both were very, very dated. And botched.
Bedroom lighting is increasingly by those nasty cheap blue-light bulbs, ok perhaps in toilets and kitchens but not, for me, in bedrooms. Little things like door hinges and bolts are rusty, worn, and need lubrication. (No tittering please ;).
If you are concerned about cruelty to animals, you may be a little dismayed: the hotel has a parrot, innocently imprisoned in a cage. It squawks catcalls and wolf-whistles. Some people like that.