Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit
/// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic Quick Highlights /// • Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River • Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy! • Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!) • The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games • Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games • Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast • Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees
/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun /// If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee. Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun /// • Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep • Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area • Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown • Extras: Rollaway crib
/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside /// • Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs • Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience • Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by • Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset • Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more
/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure /// • Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation) • Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils • Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings • Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals
/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door /// • The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River • Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees • Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids • Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park • Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto
/// Important Details /// • Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area • Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies • Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area • Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep • A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.
/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time /// Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay. Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.
住宿設施服務
滑雪
鄰近滑雪場
網絡
鄉間房屋提供:免費 Wi-Fi
泊車及交通
建議駕車
店內設有車位
廚房
多士爐
咖啡機/沖茶器
洗碗機
香料
焗爐
雪櫃
煮食用品、餐具和器皿
微波爐
製冰器
爐具
餐飲
餐桌
睡房
2 間睡房
提供床單
浴室
1 個浴室
風筒
浴缸或淋浴間
提供毛巾
起居空間
客廳
餐桌
娛樂
書籍
智能電視
遊戲
戶外區域
火爐
花園
陽台
燒烤爐
洗衣設備
洗衣設施
洗衣機
工作空間
書桌
電腦椅
舒適
空調
暖氣
寵物
可攜帶寵物
只可攜帶狗隻
共 2 隻寵物
合適程度/無障礙設施
禁煙住宿
服務及便利設施
熨斗/熨衫板
地點特色
位處海濱
鄰近海灣
鄰近健身/美容 SPA
鄰近遊艇碼頭
鄰近醫院
休閒活動
水上樂園
船
橡皮艇
附近可水肺潛水
附近可划橡皮艇
附近可步行觀賞野生動物
附近可玩水上漂流
附近可玩滑翔傘
附近可玩摩托艇
附近可浮潛
附近可釣魚
附近可進行風帆活動
附近可滑水
附近可踩單車
附近可觀鳥
附近有酒莊導賞
鄰近主題公園
鄰近行山/單車徑
鄰近高爾夫球場
安全設施
一氧化碳檢測器 (屋主表示住宿設有一氧化碳檢測器)
煙霧探測器 (屋主表示住宿設有煙霧探測器)
急救箱
滅火筒
門鎖
一般資訊
花園
單位尺寸:850 平方呎
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