Online photographs look great.
Room was nothing special, standard room, standard layout, looked like many hotels I've stayed in. Sheets not tucked in properly, found a pubic hair on my pillow. Bathroom was lovely and the one my friend is having installed so really good for her to see that.
We went to the bar in the evening as it was raining and we didn't want to venture out, service was extremely slow and at one point with 2 bar staff and approx 8-10 customers we waited 20 minutes for a beer and a wine before I had to go and ask, I brought this to their attention and asked for the drinks to be taken off the bill as I'd expect much better from a 5* establishment and the response was 'noted', that was all that was said 'noted'. When we went to pay we were given various excuses such as 'we only have 2 staff on', 'there was a spilt drink', definitely not good service.
Plant based breakfast was okay, however the man on the next table had bacon which wasn't on the menu, it would have been nice to know this was an option and then a part of our order didn't turn up, by this point we couldn't be bothered to chase and just left the hotel.
We travel a lot and have stayed in much better 3/4* hotels for a less than half of the price. This was meant to be a treat but there was nothing special about it.
Overall, not impressive for 5*, save your money and stay somewhere else!