If you’re looking for a place to experience horror in real life — congratulations, you’ve found it. This place smelled like a mix of wet dog, cigarettes, and regret. The carpets looked like they’ve survived multiple crime scenes — stained, ripped, and full of mysterious holes. To top it off, dirty mattresses were just chilling in the hallway like part of the décor… for TWO DAYS.
You could literally hear staff in the next room talking trash about cleaning, saying “I’m not cleaning this sht, I don’t got time”* — clearly they didn’t, because the bathtub looked like it hadn’t been touched since 1992. They gave two towels for FOUR people like we were supposed to air-dry or share germs. The staff had an attitude like we ruined their day by showing up.
Do yourself a favor and sleep in your car, it’s cleaner, quieter, and probably smells better too. Worst hotel experience of my life.