「TOILET WHISTLED WHEN FLUSHED. VENDING MACHINE OUT OF ORDER. ROOM WAS NOT READY AT SPCIFIED CHECK IN TIME. NO WATER AT BREAKFAST. BURNT EGGS AND OVERDONE SAUSAGE AT BREAKFAST. NO DECAF COFFEE THE FIRST DAY. DOOR KEY LOCKED OUT FIRST DAY, HAD TO GET NEW KEY. LOCATION WAS GOOD FOR OUR NEEDS.」
「TOILET WHISTLED WHEN FLUSHED. VENDING MACHINE OUT OF ORDER. ROOM WAS NOT READY AT SPCIFIED CHECK IN TIME. NO WATER AT BREAKFAST. BURNT EGGS AND OVERDONE SAUSAGE AT BREAKFAST. NO DECAF COFFEE THE FIRST DAY. DOOR KEY LOCKED OUT FIRST DAY, HAD TO GET NEW KEY. LOCATION WAS GOOD FOR OUR NEEDS.」
HOMER