Welcome to 'The Drunken Donkey' at Roadrunner Resort – Premium Views!
Perched in a prime location at Roadrunner Resort, 'The Drunken Donkey' offers a one-of-a-kind blend of comfort, charm, and breathtaking views. This spacious 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom bungalow accommodates up to 8 guests, featuring two queen-size beds and two cozy pull-out sofa beds—perfect for families and groups looking for a fun and relaxing escape.
Distinctive Features:
🍹 Two-Story Donkey Deck with Premium Views: Kick back on your private two-story deck, complete with a cozy fireplace and sweeping views of the Colorado River and majestic mountains. It's the perfect spot to sip a drink from the on-site bar while watching the sunset.
🎨 Whimsical Themed Decor: Playful yet stylish, each room is decorated with custom art and quirky touches that reflect the fun and laid-back spirit of 'The Drunken Donkey.'
🍳 Fully-Equipped Kitchen: The full-size kitchen includes modern appliances and all the essentials for preparing anything from quick bites to full meals. The KEURIG COFFEE POT IS FOR PODS ONLY.
🍷 Open Living Space: The spacious living area is designed for comfort and connection, perfect for game nights, movie marathons, or simply unwinding after a day of fun.
Resort Amenities:
🏖 250' of Riverfront Luxury + Endless Fun
Stay where the river meets resort living! Enjoy a world-famous floating dock bar, 200' white-sand beach with shaded loungers, and a riverfront pool with swim-up bar & oversized hot tub (cooled in summer, heated in winter).
🎉 Entertainment All Week
Poolside DJs, live music, karaoke, dancing, and the exclusive River Luxe Club (21+) open weekends till 2 AM.
🏡 Guest Perks
Pet-friendly with dog park • Pickleball court • Yard games • Boat/off-road toy parking • Food & room service daily • Yoga & Pilates 5x a week.
🍽 Private Events
Host your celebration in the River Luxe Lounge, Riverdeck, private cabana, or your own bungalow. Perfect for weddings, reunions, and special occasions.
🌅 Adventure Awaits
Emerald Canyon Golf across the street. Boating, jet skiing, kayaking, fishing, off-roading, hiking — plus stunning sunsets & 5-star service.
🚗 Convenient Parking: 'The Drunken Donkey' includes two dedicated parking spaces—one under a carport and another directly in front of the bungalow for easy access.
🌊 Direct River Access: With direct access to the Colorado River, water adventures and peaceful relaxation are always within reach.
🐾 Family & Pet Friendly: Roadrunner Resort welcomes both kids and pets, making it a perfect getaway for the whole family.
'The Drunken Donkey' at Roadrunner Resort isn't just a place to stay—it's a playful escape where fun meets comfort. Whether you're lounging on the deck, hitting the beach, or enjoying a lively night at the dock bar, 'The Drunken Donkey' promises a stay filled with laughter, relaxation, and unforgettable moments.
