Quarterdeck

This was the most expensive hotel room I've ever stayed in, and it was also probably the smallest. The bathroom door (which was unable to shut all the way) opens into the bathroom and misses the toilet by maybe a millimeter. You practically have to stand in the bathtub to close the door from the inside. The bed is jammed up against a wall, making it very difficult for two people to use. The room's position in the building is such that a corner of the room is lopped off. The only spacious feature was the comically large walk-in closet, which only served to further limit usable space. There is simply no excuse for such an uncomfortably tiny room in such a pricey and pretentious hotel.

K