Calne Spa Hotel

"Great stay, lovely comfy rooms, fantastic spread for breakfast with a nice varied selection. The spa facilities were great and we thoroughly enjoyed our massage"

"Very good hotel in the centre of things. Only spoiled slightly by minor things. Our only real complaint was that there was no bath robe or slippers in the room. Bizarre for a hotel with a pool and steam room/sauna facilities. It was also a shame that the 'tissues' in the room were literally pieces of toilet roll rather than nice absorbent tissues which you might expect in a good hotel."

"Hotel staff were very helpful, the only comment I would make is the lifts were grubby and the hotel corridors were in need of decoration carpets worn and threadbare, the room was adequate and tidy and our stay was pleasant."

"Wonderful break sitting in the lounge overlooking the river will definitely be staying again"

"We were very disappointed with our stay and unfortunately will not be returning due to the service we received. While I was taking a short 15-minute break in the sauna, I left my toddler with my teenage daughter by the pool. My daughter was using her phone only to play a video for the toddler to keep her calm and distracted while waiting for me. A staff member told her not to use the phone, so she understood that photos were not allowed and put the phone away in the bag, facing only towards the toddler so she could continue watching the video. Despite this, she was approached again and told off, even though other adults around the swimming pool were openly using their phones without any issue. My daughter felt unfairly targeted and embarrassed. The staff were unsupportive, inconsistent, and lacked basic customer care. On top of this, the cleanliness standards were poor. The evening before, our toddler dropped fries under the table during dinner in the restaurant. The next morning at breakfast we were seated at the same table, and the fries from the previous night were still there. That says a lot about the level of cleaning and attention to hygiene."

"Let’s start with the hotel itself, it is stunning, tucked away but also walking distance from pretty much everything, the main lobby is beautifully decorated, spotlessly clean and easy to get to. The room - It was one of the courtyard rooms, it was spacious, clean, well-appointed and the bed was wonderful, the courtyard is accessible from the room itself through some French doors and very private, it has a good sized TV and the bathroom was wonderful, they give you good quality loo paper (Yes, that’s more important than you think.) Tea and coffee with a coffee machine and the room even had a radio. All in all, 10/10. The Bar – It is a small personal bar, but there are lounges to relax so plenty of space even though it feels personal, a huge selection of drinks and cocktails to choose from and expertly put together and severed by staff that know what they are doing, we will talk about them soon. The Restaurant – We had breakfast and 1 evening meal here, and the food was amazing, good quality and cooked to perfection, and excellent range to choose from, good portion sizes and served quickly without being rushed. The Staff – Well what can I say? The staff were second to none, from the minute we walked throu"

"The breakfast offerings were extensive and fresh; the staff attentive, and the doorman was a regular Harry Bailey if you know your Chaucer. "

"Stunning. Beautiful. Relaxing. I would like to live there and never leave!"

"Great breakfast and lovely staff Comfy bed and great location "