「Musty…it smells like a old persons crotch. Toilet is for children. If you’re a man, the frank is going to be laying on the seat, so have fun with that. Pillows are bad, bed a weird, I couldn’t sleep because there’s no ac and the fan made my nose plugged so bad I couldn’t breathe, which was a mixed blessing because the room smelled terrible. Super nice guy at the desk though.」