Miami Museum Park Hotels

"Friendly staff Good "

"Breakfast was fresh and delicious "

"The room and the views were amazing!"

"Very clean "

"Rating: 3.5/5 Stars (One for every thin millimeter of drywall) The Intercontinental Miami is a bit like a high-end relationship: it looks gorgeous, the bed is fantastic, but the communication issues are real. Here is the breakdown of our "staycation/shared-room-with-strangers" experience. The "Parenting by Proxy" Experience Let’s address the elephant in the room—or rather, the screaming children in the room next door. It wasn't just that they were loud; it was like we were accidentally cast as the supporting characters in their personal Broadway debut of Lord of the Flies. • The Walls: I’m convinced the walls are made of high-quality tissue paper. I didn't just hear the kids; I feel like I helped raise them. • The Rescue: Huge shoutout to the front desk. They sent someone up to "negotiate a ceasefire" (aka tell them to pipe down), and it actually worked. Service: 1, Tiny Terrors: 0. The Perks (The "Hit" Part) • The View: We had an ocean view that was so stunning I almost forgot I knew the life story of the toddlers next door. • The Bed: Pure heaven. If I could have stayed in that bed forever, I would have. It was like sleeping on a cloud that doesn't judge you for your life choices. • Location: If you’re heading to the port, this is the spot. Plus, Whole Foods is a short walk away, which is perfect for grabbing a $14 asparagus water or the three bottles of sunscreen you inevitably forgot. "

"Great location. Excellent services"

"Awesome place right in the heart of it all "

"The kitchen and laundry were fully equiped."

"El colchón malisimo con huecos, una noche de parqueo $63 el tragante de la ducha roto espacio super pequeño "