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1. Lewinnick Lodge
Lewinnick Lodge1.7 km from Porth Joke
Philip
HK$1,157
HK$1,388 total
includes taxes & fees
16 Nov - 17 Nov




2. Fistral Beach Hotel and Spa - Adults Only
Fistral Beach Hotel and Spa - Adults Only2.5 km from Porth Joke
Marilyn
HK$1,020
HK$1,224 total
includes taxes & fees
27 Oct - 28 Oct




3. Pentire Newquay Cornwall Hotel
Pentire Newquay Cornwall Hotel2.2 km from Porth Joke
Kelly
HK$459
HK$551 total
includes taxes & fees
25 Oct - 26 Oct




4. Gannel Hideaway
Gannel Hideaway3.1 km from Porth Joke
andrew
HK$3,680
HK$4,416 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




5. Flat 8 Seascape
Flat 8 Seascape2.5 km from Porth Joke
Nicola
HK$5,263
HK$6,315 total
includes taxes & fees
31 Oct - 1 Nov




6. No 1 The Hinges
No 1 The Hinges2 km from Porth Joke
HK$3,983
HK$4,779 total
includes taxes & fees
28 Oct - 29 Oct




7. Little Beach Cabin
Little Beach Cabin0.5 km from Porth Joke
HK$5,992
HK$7,190 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




8. Dunes View
Dunes View3.1 km from Porth Joke
HK$4,427
HK$5,313 total
includes taxes & fees
31 Oct - 1 Nov




9. Crabs and Lobsters
Crabs and Lobsters2.6 km from Porth Joke
HK$3,689
HK$4,427 total
includes taxes & fees
23 Oct - 24 Oct




10. Fistral Bay Apt
Fistral Bay Apt2.4 km from Porth Joke
HK$3,067
HK$3,680 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




11. Great Western Farmhouse
Great Western Farmhouse1.9 km from Porth Joke
HK$10,854
HK$13,025 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




12. Chynoweth
Chynoweth1.6 km from Porth Joke
HK$10,250
HK$12,300 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




13. Vosporth Villa
Vosporth Villa2 km from Porth Joke
HK$13,957
HK$16,748 total
includes taxes & fees
29 Oct - 30 Oct




14. 33 Tre Lowen
33 Tre Lowen2.7 km from Porth Joke
HK$4,472
HK$5,366 total
includes taxes & fees
23 Oct - 24 Oct




15. Seacroft
Seacroft1.7 km from Porth Joke
HK$6,081
HK$7,297 total
includes taxes & fees
28 Oct - 29 Oct




16. Lavender Barn
Lavender Barn1.9 km from Porth Joke
HK$6,507
HK$7,809 total
includes taxes & fees
30 Oct - 31 Oct




17. Penthouse 23
Penthouse 232.3 km from Porth Joke
HK$8,019
HK$9,622 total
includes taxes & fees
31 Oct - 1 Nov




18. Driftwood
Driftwood2.1 km from Porth Joke
HK$10,099
HK$12,119 total
includes taxes & fees
31 Oct - 1 Nov




19. The Tower, 5 Corisande Manor
The Tower, 5 Corisande Manor2.3 km from Porth Joke
HK$6,410
HK$7,691 total
includes taxes & fees
31 Oct - 1 Nov




20. Crantock Reach
Crantock Reach2.2 km from Porth Joke
HK$4,303
HK$5,163 total
includes taxes & fees
26 Oct - 27 Oct
Compare popular hotels close to Porth Joke
Property | Property class | Guest rating | Breakfast included | Pool | Spa | Pet-friendly | WiFi included |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() Lewinnick Lodge | 9.8 Exceptional 258 reviews | View | |||||
![]() Fistral Beach Hotel and Spa - Adults Only | 9.2 Wonderful 646 reviews | View | |||||
![]() Pentire Newquay Cornwall Hotel | 8.0 Very good 719 reviews | View | |||||
![]() Gannel Hideaway | 10.0 Exceptional 1 review | View | |||||
![]() Flat 8 Seascape | 10.0 Exceptional 1 review | View |
Top Porth Joke Hotel Reviews
Fistral Beach Hotel and Spa - Adults Only
8/10 Good
"Hotel and spa fab. Staff lovely. Enjoyed food and drinks in the bars/restaurants. Spa great and relaxed vibe across hotel. Only reason to drop a star was our room was quite noisy at night possibly from fans outside? Room 331 Would return 👍"
Lewinnick Lodge
10/10 Excellent
"Very well presented and clean, all staff are courteous and professional. The service we received was second to none and they went above and beyond to make our wedding anniversary special without us requesting anything. Would highly recommend and would also return."
LAST MINUTE AVAILABILITY!! Holiday Home In Cornwall - Fistral View Holiday Home
10/10 Excellent
"Great location for dog walks and beach access and a variety of restaurants in the local area"
Luxury beach front 7 bed home on Pentire Headland with spectacular coastal views
10/10 Excellent
"We loved staying at Seapoint, a beautifully appointed modern property with stunning views over Crantock Beach and the Gannel. Each of its 7 bedrooms is ensuite and has its own balcony and views. The property was clean, and well designed to allow our guests space to enjoy on their own or with the rest of the group. Despite being a large property, it still had a homely feeling, full of natural light. The kitchen, dining and lounge area had a great entertainment system, with speakers outside as well as inside, and whilst we didn't use it during our stay, there is a games room on the upper level. We particularly enjoyed using the hot tub and heated pool during our stay.Anne was a thoughtful, helpful and attentive host, ensuring we had all the information we needed at each stage. Check in and check out were efficient, with clear and comprehensive guidelines given. The EV charger on the property was a very useful addition with easy parking space for 5 or more cars.We would highly recommend this property and hope very much to return in the future."
Charming Cottage, Wi-Fi, Parking, Pets Accepted
10/10 Excellent
"Thankyou we had a wonderful time, very dog friendly. Parking for 2 cars. The lane is narrow and single track road but we never had an issue.We will book again.Lovely walks to Holywell and polly joke from the house."
Luxury spacious seafront house with indoor swimming pool and direct beach access
10/10 Excellent
"The house is stunning, in a fabulous location, views are amazing and the house is so well equipped. We celebrated our 50th Wedding Anniversary here with our family and everyone loved every minute. Anne is a superb host. Can’t wait to visit again."
Clemens Beach House, Sea Views, Private Lane, Crantock, Sleeps 4.
10/10 Excellent
"Beautiful location, near to village and beach.Host Ali was just amazing. We had an unfortunate health issue and she was so understanding and helpful.Highly recommend."
Little Seacroft
8/10 Good
"We had a great few days. Fantastic access to the beach and an easy access to the village"
*NEW* | Surf View | Beach | Pool
10/10 Excellent
"This apartment was great really clean , it is right next to the sea and the view was breathtaking, felt like we were in Europe, everything was convenient, town centre was near by too, apartment was fully equipped, a rolling pin was a bonus!, towel, bed linen all included, I would recommend this apartment to everyone and families with children."
Other attractions near Porth Joke

Holywell Bay Beach
9.4/10 (13 reviews)
Why not spend a care-free afternoon at Holywell Bay Beach during your travels in Newquay? Visit the area's spas or amble around its seaside.

Crantock Beach
9.2/10 (122 reviews)
If a restful holiday is part of your travel plans, Crantock Beach might be the perfect place to visit during your trip to Crantock.

Fistral Beach
9.2/10 (492 reviews)
Bring your board to one of the best surfing spots in the country and attempt to ride the crashing Atlantic waves.
South West Coast Path Section 17 Trailhead
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Indoor Bowling Newquay
You can enjoy the entertainment at Indoor Bowling Newquay during your trip to Newquay. Wander the area's beautiful beaches or simply enjoy one of its lively bars.
Newquay Golf Club
8.0/10 (12 reviews)
Enjoy a round of golf in Newquay at Newquay Golf Club. Wander the beautiful beaches and seaside in the area.
Lighthouse Cinema
You can make plans for a show at Lighthouse Cinema during your trip to Newquay. Visit the area's spas or amble around its seaside.
Mount Wise Stadium
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