Welcome to The Retro Banana!
Your vibrant escape where retro vibes and playful monkey energy collide in the heart of Denver. This isn’t just a place to stay—it’s a lively, banana-themed retreat packed with funky style, cheeky charm, and all the comforts you need.
No parties or events | No smoking inside
The Space:
✔ Beds for Everyone – 1 King, 1 Queen, 2 Twins
✔ Early Check-in / Late Check-out (upon request)
✔ TVs in Every Bedroom
✔ Heated Stock Tank Pool / Hot Tub (ask about schedule)
✔ Game Room – Pool Table, Arcade, Basketball
✔ Mini Golf, Fire Pit & BBQ – Perfect for outdoor fun
✔ 600 Mbps Wi-Fi – Fast & reliable
✔ Family Friendly – Space for all ages
✔ White Noise Machines – Sleep soundly
✔ Smart Lock & Keyless Entry
✔ Air Purifier
Sleep Like a Dream:
✔ 12-Inch Cooling Gel Memory Foam Mattress – Comfy, cool, and king-worthy
✔ Banana-Smooth Clean Linens – Freshly washed and ultra-cozy
✔ Oversized Luxury Gel Pillows – Like floating on cloud nine
At The Retro Banana, every detail is designed for comfort, fun, and a little bit of funky flair.
Book your stay and get ready to relax, play, and go bananas!
Step Outside & Have Some Fun!
✔ Cozy Fire Pit
✔ BBQ Grill
✔ String Lights
✔ Heated Stock Tank Pool
✔ Mini Golf
✔ Cornhole
Whether you're unwinding or playing, every moment at The Retro Banana is made for fun and great memories!
Close to Everything!
✔ 10 mins | ~6 miles – Denver International Airport
✔ 10 mins | ~5 miles – Northfield Stapleton – Shopping, dining & entertainment
✔ 15 mins | ~9 miles – River North District (RiNo) – Street art, breweries & galleries
✔ 20 mins | ~10 miles – Lower Downtown (LoDo) – Historic charm, bars & live music
✔ 20 mins | ~10 miles – Union Station – Iconic train station, dining & nightlife
✔ 20 mins | ~10 miles – Denver Museum of Nature & Science
✔ 20 mins | ~11 miles – Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
✔ 25 mins | ~13 miles – Empower Field at Mile High – Home of the Denver Broncos
✔ 25 mins | ~15 miles – Platte River Trail – Scenic biking & walking path
✔ 30 mins | ~16 miles – Rocky Mountain Arsenal National Wildlife Refuge – Wildlife spotting & trails
✔ 35 mins | ~22 miles – Red Rocks Amphitheater – Legendary concerts & hiking
✔ 35 mins | ~22 miles – Trading Post Trail – Stunning Red Rocks hiking loop
✔ 10 mins | ~5 miles – El Jardín – Local favorite for authentic Mexican food
✔ 1 hr 45 mins | ~80 miles – Breckenridge – Skiing, hiking & mountain escapes
Whether you're in the mood for city fun, mountain thrills, or a shopping spree, The Retro Banana puts you in the heart of all the action. Don’t miss out—reserve your spot today!
Book your stay today!
