(VRBO only lets you write 1500 characters, so you'll just get the high (low) points.
You know it's not good when instead of sleeping peacefully in your VRBO the night before checkout, you find yourself awake at 3am thinking about the negative review you're going to write that will focus on ineffectual, nonlocal property management, ridiculous upcharges, and that the majority of the space didn't have heat or water that I would consider hot.
The TL;DR version: (1) The property management/AI ChatBot; didn’t bother to send anyone to fix the (2) nonfunctioning heat, (3) the listing has a low price but comes with high fees, (4) there is no beach at high tide, (5) no complimentary coffee, (6) 10am checkout (but don't worry, they’ll text you for an upcharge!).
The biggest issue of our stay was the Property Management company Vacasa (My rudimentary Spanish translates Vacasa to “Go Home”, which is advice I probably should have taken). A search of the internet for “Vacasa Reviews” leads me to sitejabber.com, which gives Vacasa 1.2 stars out of 5 for 1,191 reviews. Ouch! Their thread on Reddit is also terrible. Know this in advance, prospective visitor!
I notified Vacasa, through their AI ChatBot that the heat was out when I arrived. (It's winter in Washington) Leaving two days later, no human was able to send anyone to fix it.
With about 100 characters left, just avoid this place and find one that looks like it's run by a real person, not a Portland-based company.