Summary:
🏠 Historic DC rowhouse where real city living meets comfort. Sip sunset wine on the south-facing porch as Columbia Heights unfolds below. Our private backyard oasis features a fire pit, BBQ & designer lounge - your urban hideaway. Inside: 4BR/2BA, massive TVs, chef's kitchen. Walk to vibrant 14th St dining, Metro, nightlife. This is authentic DC - diverse, energetic, real. Not a sterile suburb, but a true neighborhood where locals gather & life happens. Welcome to the genuine DC experience. ✨
The Space:
👋 Welcome to Authentic DC Urban Living
This beautifully renovated 1,384 sq ft rowhouse in vibrant Columbia Heights offers the real Washington DC experience - not a sanitized tourist bubble, but genuine city living with character and charm.
🏠 The Space
Our south-facing home features 4 bedrooms (1 King, 2 Queens, 1 Double), 2 full baths, and sleeps up to 8 in beds (9 including the couch). The open-concept main floor flows seamlessly from living room to kitchen, while upstairs bedrooms provide peaceful retreats.
Recent full 2019 renovations include new appliances, luxury vinyl floors and modern plumbing & electrical upgrades.
🔧 2025 Upgrades Include:
❄️ Brand new HVAC system for perfect climate control
🌿 New designer backyard oasis with fire pit, outdoor seating, & BBQ
🚿 Fresh bathroom renovations & newly installed full bath downstairs
🌇 Your Urban Outdoor Spaces
The magic happens outside: Our extended front porch is your box seat to taking in DC's colorful neighborhood life - watch locals gather, sip wine at sunset, smoke what's legal, and feel the city's pulse.
The private backyard hideaway offers an intimate escape with fire pit, grill, and designer furnishings. Both spaces welcome whatever helps you unwind (what's legal is good with us).
📍 The Real Columbia Heights
Let’s be honest: This is urban DC, not Georgetown. Our diverse, energetic neighborhood pulses with authentic city life. You’ll hear sirens, see real DC characters, experience real Washington. But you're also steps from incredible Latin restaurants, trendy 14th Street, Howard University, and easy Metro access to everywhere. You're less than a mile's walk from what is considered DC’s tourist areas.
✅ What to Expect:
✓ A genuine DC neighborhood - lively, diverse, real
✓ City sounds (we’re urban, not suburban)
✓ 🧼 Professional cleaning between every guest
✓ 🧑🔧 Responsive local team for any needs
✓ 🚗 Free street parking (first-come basis)
✓ 🚶♂️ Walk to Metro, restaurants, nightlife
📜 House Rules:
🕓 Check-in: 4 PM / 🕚 Check-out: 11 AM
🚭 NO indoor smoking (You’re welcome to smoke what’s legal on the porch & backyard)
🐾 Pets welcome with fee
🙏 Respect our neighbors - they make this place special
💼 Perfect For:
Travelers seeking authentic experiences over sterile hotels. Those who appreciate urban energy, cultural diversity, and want to live like a local - not just visit monuments.
If you need perfect silence and suburban calm, we’re honestly not your match. But if you want to feel DC’s heartbeat while enjoying modern comforts and unique outdoor spaces? Welcome home.
🚉 Getting Around:
Under a mile to Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow lines). Buses at the corner. Uber/Lyft always available.
🚶 Walk to DuPont, Adams Morgan, U Street nightlife.
❤️ Come experience the DC that locals love - imperfect, vibrant, unforgettable.
Guest Access:
🏙️ Your Full Urban Retreat Awaits
You'll have exclusive access to our entire home - every corner is yours to enjoy:
🎬 Living Spaces That Wow
Command the living room's massive 96" TV (yes, really) for movie nights or the big game. You can also dine at our full-size dining room table.
The master suite features its own 96" screen because sometimes you need that Netflix binge in bed.
Three additional bedrooms offer comfortable retreats, while a dedicated office keeps you productive if work calls.
🛏️ Dream-Worthy Bedrooms
Master Suite: Your private sanctuary with a plush king bed, that incredible 96" TV, ample closet space, and room to truly spread out. South-facing windows flood the space with natural light.
Queen Rooms (2): Each thoughtfully furnished with comfortable queen beds, fresh linens, blackout shades for sleeping in, and plenty of storage. Perfect for couples or singles who appreciate space.
Double Room: Cozy yet comfortable with a double bed - ideal for kids, solo travelers, or that friend who always tags along.
🪵 All bedrooms feature new luxury vinyl floors, fresh paint, and quality mattresses - because good sleep matters in the city.
🍳 A Kitchen That Works
Our fully equipped kitchen has everything for cooking enthusiasts - from quick breakfasts to dinner parties. Modern appliances, ample counter space, and all the tools you need.
🛁 Two bathrooms (full upstairs, half down) mean no morning rush hour.
🌿 The Real Stars: Your Outdoor Spaces
Front Porch Living: Your perch on DC life. Perfect for morning coffee, evening drinks, or watching the neighborhood’s authentic rhythm.
Backyard Oasis: A newly designed private retreat with fire pit, lounge seating, and gas BBQ. Your urban escape for grilling, gathering, or peaceful moments.
🧺 Practical Perks
✅ Washer/dryer for extended stays
✅ Fast WiFi throughout the house
✅ Brand new HVAC for year-round comfort
✅ Professional pest control to maintain high standards
📌 Note: This is full, private access - no shared spaces, no surprises. Just you, your group, and authentic DC living at its finest.
Other Things to Note:
🕓 Check-in/Check-out: Check-in is at 4 PM, and check-out is at 10 AM.
Early check-in and late check-out can be arranged for an additional fee.
Detailed instructions for self-check-in will be provided before your arrival.
🚭 House Rules:
No smoking inside the house. You are welcome to smoke what you like and what is legal in DC on the front porch or back deck.
🐾 i Pets allowed if you pay our pet fee.
🤫 Please respect our neighbors and observe quiet hours between 10 PM and 8 AM.
🚗 Parking:
Street parking is available. Please observe street cleaning signs and restrictions.
🔥 Safety:
The house is equipped with smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detectors, and a fire extinguisher.
📍 Local Attractions:
The property is conveniently located in Columbia Heights, close to many dining, shopping, and entertainment options. The neighborhood is vibrant and diverse, offering a true DC experience.
🚇🚌 Public Transportation:
Easy access to public transportation with a bus stop and metro station less than a mile away. This makes it convenient to explore central DC, including the National Mall, Smithsonian museums, and the Capitol.
🛏️🧴 Essentials Provided:
We provide fresh linens, towels, toiletries, and kitchen essentials for your stay.
📞💬 Contact:
I am available via phone or messaging to answer any questions or provide assistance during your stay. Don't hesitate to reach out!
✨ We strive to ensure that you have a pleasant and memorable stay at our home. If you have any specific requests or need further information, please feel free to ask.
Interaction with Guests:
🤝 I aim to provide my guests with a comfortable and memorable stay. Here's what you can expect regarding interaction:
Check-in/Check-out: 🕓 I will provide you with all the necessary details for a smooth self-check-in process. If you have any questions or need assistance during your stay, I'm just a message away.
Availability: 📱 I respect your privacy and space, but I am available via phone or messaging for any questions, concerns, or local recommendations. When I am not online, my assistant or my cleaner should be available.
Local Tips: 📍 I love sharing insider tips on the best places to eat, visit, and experience in DC. Feel free to ask for recommendations!
Emergencies: 🚨 In case of any emergencies or urgent issues, I am always reachable to ensure your stay goes smoothly.
My goal is to ensure you have an enjoyable and hassle-free experience. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need anything during your stay.
