San Bernard River House – Waterfront Retreat with Private Pier, Boathouse & More!
Sleeps up to 14 | 4 Bedrooms | 3 Bathrooms | Private Boat House | Steps from Dido’s Restaurant & the historic Yellowstone Paddlewheeler
Unwind, explore, and experience the peaceful charm of Texas river life at the San Bernard River House—a spacious and well-appointed 4-bedroom, 3-bath home perfectly situated where the river bends in both directions, offering breathtaking water views from sunrise to sunset.
Accommodations:
1 King Bedroom
2 Queen Bedrooms
Bunk Room (Twin Bunk Beds)
Full Pull-Out Sofa
4 Roll-Away Beds available
Perfect for families, friend getaways, or small retreats, we comfortably sleep up to 14 guests.
Outdoor Highlights:
Private boathouse – bring your own boat & dock with ease
Fishing pier – cast a line without leaving home
Large sun deck – ideal for morning coffee or evening wine
Serene views in every direction
Walk to Dido’s Restaurant (Est. 1983)
Just steps away, Dido’s Restaurant is open 7 days a week and serves local favorites like fresh shrimp, redfish, flounder, and a legendary Cheeseburger in Paradise!
Bonus: Guests receive a 10% discount on dinner or a cruise upon arrival.
Cruise the San Bernard in Style
Don't miss a ride on the Yellowstone Paddleboat, launching nearby with cruises almost every weekend. These 2-hour cruises often feature live entertainment and rotating themes such as:
Dinner Cruises (Appetizer, 3-course, or 5-course options)
Valentine’s Love Boat
Bahama Mama & Big Kahuna (Mother’s & Father’s Day)
Ladies Only & Halloween “Boo’s Cruise”
No Mo’ Turkey (Thanksgiving Weekend)
Bird-Watching Cruises (Spring & Fall migrations)
Holiday Boat Parades (July & December)
Whether you're here for the fishing, cruising, birdwatching, or just to relax under the big Texas sky, you'll feel right at home. The River House is hosted by locals who’ve lived on the San Bernard since 2001 and love sharing their slice of paradise.